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So, another middle aged man at my work just came by. This one is our custodian. He knows that I like chocolate, so he goes out of his way to save fun desserts for me when they get donated to my non-profit. This time, he put some of those Dove chocolates on my desk.


These have the little sayings on the inside of the wrappers. The one I ate said, "When two hearts race, both win." I think that this saying proably pertains to heart's racing together as a part of a shared joy and wonderment in responce to them being romantically involved with each other, (as opposed to two people being lost or fighting to the death or something like that) and probably meant for the upcoming Valentine's Day.

If that's the case, the people who are going to eat the most of these are probably not the ones in relationships. No - I'm guessing the ones chowing on these during V-day are single, sad, depressed people. In which case, sayings like that are just another twist of the knife.

Hmmm... maybe I should eat another one to see if the same theme persists.....

Ok. The next one said "Go to your special place." I have no idea what that means, so now I'm totally at a loss.

All in all - I say that Dove Chocolats, while being good, are wasting their time with their dumb "fortune cookie" sayings. they're weird, they're confusing, they're probably not worth the ink being used to print them, as most people are probably just going to toss them on route to the chocolate.

So, there you go.

Also, here is a little cartoon that made me laught for about 15 minutes (at work). Guess which one made me laugh the hardest...