Well, My Makeup's A Gonner

This had me laughing so hard at work that I actually had to lay my head on my desk to breathe a couple times. Seriously - this is a time when it's good to work alone: there's no one around to think you've lost it.

It's a blog entry about a chinease menue with an english translation. I've seriously never read anything funnier. Here's an example:



And it keeps getting better from there. Read it - just be aware that your cube mates may think you're a nutjob.