Historical Hotties

Ok kids - let's take a momentary break from the Middle East to address something of the highest importance. It has long been my view that America was founded by some very brave and courageous men. They stood up together against unfair tyranny and stuck their necks out for the chance at a free nation of their own and for generations to come. Very honorable, to be sure. I'm sure there are many more great things we could say about them.

Unfortunately, in the interests of a fair critique we simply can't overlook one glaringly obvious black mark on their records: these guys weren't the prettiest belles of the ball. Let's face it, our forefathers were really dumpy.

So, I think it imperative to praise the few and proud who, despite the strange fashion trends of the time, managed to escape the ugly stick that was smacking it's way through colonial times. Today's candidate is none other than Alexander Hamilton.



Long thought to be the hottest presidential face on any American currency, I believe big Al's hottness would translate well into our century. Seriously - thow on a polo shirt, some brightly colored checkered shorts and some flip flops, and metro up his hair a bit and I'd think you'd really have something. He'd probably look a lot like Vaughan from "Alias" (played by Michael Vartan).



So big ups to big Al. Way to stand up not only to the governmental powers of your day but also to the social pressure to let yourself go. Way to bring sexy from way back.